| You may be a "Karaoke Junkie" if... |
| 1. You feel cheated if Karaoke doesn't start right at the time it's supposed to. 2. You can't walk or stand but you can manage to get to the mic and never miss a note. 3. You're a woman but you're still willing to sing the guys part. 4. You feel the more you drink, the better you sound.-Karaoke Joey 5. You clap when a song finishes on the radio.-Karaoke Joey 6. It takes you 15 minutes to kiss and hug everyone goodbye._Karaoke Joey 7. You ever wake up from a sound sleep clapping. 8. You can't remember the words to a song you've been singing all your life without the Karaoke screen. 9. Strangers walk up to you at Wal-Mart and compliment you on your singing. 10. Someone invites you to a party and you ask if they have a Karaoke machine. 11. People you don't know ask, "Aren't you the Karaoke Dude/Girl?" 12. You think you sound better then the original. 13. You get mad if you don't make it in rotation by the end of the round. 14. You've ever recieved an emergency call at the bar during Karaoke. 15. You hear a song on the radio and you know the song number for it.-Karaoke Joey 16. The word "rotation" no longer makes you think of tires or sex.-Karaoke Joey 17. You go to a concert and the whole time think you can do that song. 18. You get "ticked" when someone sings your song. 19. Last round comes and you say you haven't sang all of your songs. 20. It feels weird to go to a new Karaoke bar and not sit at the "regulars" table. 21. You have a cold or laryngitis and you still try to sing. 22. You see Karaoke on TV and think "That's not the way it's done!" 23. You know you have to get up at 6:00 a.m. and you still stay to the end. 24. Anything brighter then neon lights hurt your eyes. 25. There's a horrible storm, flooded streets, or 4 feet of snow on the ground and where are you? AT KARAOKE 26. When you're not at Karaoke by 10:30, people start calling to find out where you're at. 27. You memorize the numbers for your songs. 28. You know everyone's first name and have no clue what their last names are. 29. You get pissed off when you can't sing when you want.-Diana 30. You can't get the song out of your head!-Sapphire 31. You Karaoke more than twice a week.-Ruthie SB#1 32. You Like to sing but can't carry a tune.-Ruthie SB#1 33. You follow one specific KJ & try to make him/her!-Ruthie SB#1 34. You want to sing every night.-Cathy SB#3 35. You try to date the KJ.-Cathy SB#3 |
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